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Funny bidding quotes

Funny bidding quotes bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of auctions and negotiations 😂💸 Whether you’re a seasoned bidder or just love a good chuckle, these witty lines will make you see bidding in a whole new light 🤪🎉 Get ready to laugh out loud and maybe even score a deal with a smile! 😄🛍️

Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

A genie that does my bidding would fix me.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

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