Skip to content

Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

  • ★ New
  • 🎲 Random
  • ⚡ Slot
  • 🏝️ Summer

Funny delivery driver quotes

A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

Commentary:
Boy, time flies when you're having fun! Can't believe I missed my 229th birthday bash. 🎉🧓🗼

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 1794, 1994, around, asked, bad, birth, date, date of birth, delivery, delivery driver, driver, french, French Revolution, historical, historical joke, humor, i, joke, just, mate, misunderstanding, oh, revolution, right, said, sorry on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.
Proudly powered by WordPress