Commentary:
Boy, time flies when you're having fun! Can't believe I missed my 229th birthday bash. 🎉🧓🗼
Funny mate quotes
Desperately seeking my soul, mate.
Commentary:
"Sounds like your soul could use a GPS! 😅🔍💖"
I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.
Commentary:
Oh, searching for a cell mate over a soulmate, huh? 🤣 Who needs love when you can have a bunk buddy, am I right? 🤷♂️ Just make sure to keep those prison phone calls to a minimum! 🤪 #CellMateGoals
This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.
Commentary:
🦗 "This summer's goal: channeling my inner cicada, emerging from hibernation with a bang! Who knew finding a mate could be as noisy as a cicada orchestra? 🎵🦗 #summergoals #readytosing" 🏡