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Funny eyeball quotes

Funny eyeball quotes πŸ‘€ are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day! Whether you’re rolling your eyes πŸ™„ or giving someone the side-eye 😏, these witty lines will have you seeing the funny side of life. Get ready to laugh, wink, and maybe even blink twice at the cleverness ahead! πŸ˜‚βœ¨

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

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