Commentary:
Ah, what a brilliant marketing idea! 🍺😄 Imagine the confused looks you'd get when people hear you say, "I only drink Occasionally!" They won't know whether to take you seriously or join in on the joke! Cheers to occasional indulgence! 🍻
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If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.
Commentary:
When I say "unsubscribe," I mean it like "no more emails," not like "send me one more for old times' sake." 📬🙅♂️🚫