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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

May 27, 2026

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

May 25, 2026

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

May 23, 2026

Everyone hates on Gollum but he had the right idea: become a hermit, collect jewels, swim naked in lakes and pools, occasionally hiss at people who try to make you go places.

May 22, 2026

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

May 22, 2026

I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by.

May 22, 2026

Most people in your life will come and go but occasionally you’ll meet someone really special who makes you contemplate murder.

May 21, 2026

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

May 21, 2026