11 funny marketing quotes - Wordgag

If you ever feel like a failure, just remember, Domino’s tried to open pizza chains in Italy.

May 30, 2026

If you want to sell something to a woman, show her other women using it. If you want to sell something to a man, prove to him no other man has it.

May 29, 2026

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

May 29, 2026

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

May 29, 2026

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

May 26, 2026

I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

May 23, 2026

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

May 23, 2026

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

May 22, 2026

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

May 22, 2026

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

May 21, 2026

If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.

May 19, 2026