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When a girl says “5 mins,” think about it like five minutes left in the 4th quarter, and both teams have all their timeouts.

May 28, 2026

I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

May 28, 2026

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

May 27, 2026

If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

May 24, 2026

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

May 24, 2026

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

May 22, 2026

If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

May 22, 2026

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

May 22, 2026

I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

May 21, 2026

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

May 20, 2026