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Funny smashing quotes

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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