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Funny smashing quotes

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I feel like smashing my phone would be cathartic.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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