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Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

May 28, 2026

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

May 24, 2026

Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

May 22, 2026

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

May 22, 2026

I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing.

May 21, 2026

My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

May 21, 2026

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

May 19, 2026

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

Mar 31, 2026