Commentary:
"Smooth criminal! 🕺🏻🍫 Talk about a stealthy snack attack – moonwalking into sweet temptation! 😂 Who needs attention when you've got a stolen brownie to moonwalk away with? 😜"
Funny stealth quotes
I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.
Commentary:
Oh, the sound of silence amplified by flip flops – the ultimate paradox for ninjas! 🤫👣 Imagine a stealthy assassin trying to sneak up on you with the rhythmic clack-clack-clack of flip flops. 🙊👡 Maybe they're training for the "Ninja Summer Edition"! 🔥😂
When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.
Commentary:
"Handle my phone with caution, or I might just ninja chop your hand away! 📱💥🥋 #PhoneProtectionNinja"