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Funny world domination quotes

Funny world domination quotes bring a hilarious twist to taking over the globe 🌍😈! Perfect for anyone plotting world peace or just a little mischief, these witty lines turn serious ambitions into laugh-out-loud moments πŸ˜‚πŸ‘‘. Whether you’re dreaming big or just need a chuckle, get ready to conquer with a smile and some clever humor! 😜πŸ”₯

The only thing keeping me from world domination is a good nap.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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