Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Calamari tried and survived… marriage, here I come! 🦑💍🤣" Related funny posts 🤝 Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up. When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there. Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met. When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.