Funny February quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

  Commentary:
  Looks like February was quite the musical journey for you, from dribbling to the beat of basketballs to screaming into a watermelon loudspeaker while on a phone call! 🏀🍉📢 Maybe next time the hip hop moment will involve less fruit and more rhythm! 🎶😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

  Commentary:
  "January, the month that never ends – perfect for those of us who need an extended deadline for paying rent on time! 😅💸 Who knew endless winter could be so financially convenient? ❄️💰 #JanuaryCheapskate"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

  Commentary:
  "January was like that unexpected guest who overstayed their welcome, and now February is here like 'Surprise, I'm your reward' 🎉🤷‍♂️ Who knew the shortest month could feel so long? 😆 #FebruaryStrikesBack"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is not a fan of the month of love feeling shortchanged! 😆 Who needs a longer February when we can have more opportunities for chocolates and flowers, am I right? 🍫💐 But seriously, poor February getting picked on like this! 🗓️ #JusticeForFebruary

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