Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

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Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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There’s literally no law that says you can’t put your friends down as your references and pretend they were your boss at an old job. Literally, there’s no law that says that.