I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing. Posted on2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! ๐โจ #JustShavedLegsStruggles" Related Funny Posts ๐ค And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?” I shaved my legs today and it was the fastest 3lbs Iโve ever lost in my life. I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks. Sorry, can’t. Iโm too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a strangerโs opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man. Hair is unwashed, so I obviously feel like Iโm fundamentally unlovable. iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while you sleep. Next morning, iPhone: I couldn’t do it, bro. Just didn’t feel right. Vibe was off. If you’re a man and don’t feel well or are going through something tough, just remember no one cares.