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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

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I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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72 shares on Instagram this month:

I will be posting telepathically on all social media today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.

46 shares on Telegram this month:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No, no, I’m listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once.

28 shares on Reddit this month:

My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

31 shares on X this month:

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

17 shares on WeChat this month:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

100 shares on Slack this month:

Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has copied:

Is the elephant in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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The best part about having a crush is when they crush all your hopes and dreams.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has downloaded:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

Going bananas on Slack:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Just shared via Threads:

I’m a single issue voter. I’m single and it’s an issue.

Breaking via Instagram:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Spotted on Threads:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Just shared via Messenger:

How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning?

Just shared via Pinterest:

Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

The internet is making people stupid. Not me, though.

Just landed via Telegram:

I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

I didn’t believe in karma until I was scheduled to work at 6am on a holiday.

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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