Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎 Related funny posts 🤝 Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine. I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese. Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.” I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession. Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.