I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not y… Commentary:When I open my DMs and see all the messages, I put on my best Sherlock Holmes hat and solve the mystery: case closed, wrong number 😂🔍📵 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier. Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while? Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well. Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs? You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.
