I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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“Ah, the classic ‘plot twist’ moment in a romantic comedy… or is it a horror movie?! 👀🎬 Here’s to finding ‘the one’ who doesn’t ghost you faster than a magician makes a rabbit disappear! 🎩🐇✨”

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