Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.
  • That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
  • I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.
  • Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.
  • Be so funny that everyone forgets that you are ugly!
  • I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome.