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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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A relationship is like a shark, it looks better on TV.

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I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Getting older is so fun. Your life goals slowly transition from things like ‘land a dream job’ to ‘successfully grow a cherry tomato.’

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a tweet or a close friends story.

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It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

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There are a 100 billions nerves in the human body, and there are people who have the ability to irritate all of them.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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Having a good heart has done nothing but made me look stupid.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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Keep posting, I’m diagnosing you.

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Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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I’m not shy. I just don’t like you.

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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

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