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I think this man might be the one, I say right before he du…

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he du…

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"Ah, the classic 'plot twist' moment in a romantic comedy… or is it a horror movie?! 👀🎬 Here's to finding 'the one' who doesn't ghost you faster than a magician makes a rabbit disappear! 🎩🐇✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, breakup, date, dating, disappointment, expectations, hear, humor, i, love, man, me, relationship, right, think on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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