I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory. Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.