I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me. Posted onMay 29, 2026
It’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies, like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane. Posted onMay 29, 2026
I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case youβre wondering how brave I am. Posted onMay 20, 2026