I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me. Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your morning commute? ☕🚗 Give it a try and watch the waves come pouring in! Just remember to drive safely and avoid any suspicious looks from passing drivers. 😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you. I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more. Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age. After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
