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"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your morning commute? ☕🚗 Give it a try and watch the waves come pouring in! Just remember to drive safely and avoid any suspicious looks from passing drivers. 😄"

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87 shares on Discord this month:

Every millennial is now paying Apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

53 shares on Discord this month:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

75 shares on Slack this month:

No matter how sad you are, there is some form of potato that can make it better.

49 shares on Instagram this month:

You are born, you lie about how you are and then you die.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

50 shares on Threads this month:

You know who else works in mysterious ways? Me.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

How come all the single people don’t need no one, and all the married ones need two?

57 shares on Reddit this month:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

23 shares on Twitch this month:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

66 shares on Slack this month:

You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

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Imagine applying for a job, then not picking up calls from random numbers.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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We interrupt coverage of one horrible story for breaking news of another horrible story.

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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When fireworks were invented, it was ‘hisssss’ to ‘wheeeee’ in the making.

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I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Freshly posted on X:

All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

Going viral on X:

Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

You can reach me by butterfly.

Spotted on Discord:

$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

We go together like Drunk and Disorderly.

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

Commenting “AI slop” on a high school acquaintance’s Instagram post of their newborn baby.

When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

Oh, to be a rich, beautiful woman in her big car, driving to buy overpriced groceries to stock up her breathtaking kitchen in her gorgeous house.

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