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I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

I was feeling kinda lonely this morning so I glued a coffee cup to the top of my car so people would wave at me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your morning commute? ☕🚗 Give it a try and watch the waves come pouring in! Just remember to drive safely and avoid any suspicious looks from passing drivers. 😄"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged car, coffee, coffee cup, cup, feeling, funny idea, humor, i, idea, interaction, lonely, me, morning, people, quirky行为, social, social interaction, top, wave on Nov 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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