If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight. Posted onFeb 2, 2026Feb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When someone drunk texts you, consider it a rock-solid testament to your undeniable charm 🍻🤔💫 Related funny posts 😂 Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts. How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you. If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked. Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. I’m so single, I have no one to drunk text.