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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Teaching myself ukulele! Neighbor keeping the beat on my wall!

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Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

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Are you a software update, because not now!

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If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

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Nothing like a grandfather clock to remind you every hour that you’re still awake.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.