Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" π°πΆ Related Funny Posts π€ Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you. Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself. Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks theyβre the sane one, and everybody else is crazy. One thing I love about the internet is seeing some of the most hateful people posting inspirational quotes. Calling the police when someone unfollows.