Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶 Related funny posts 😂 Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal? If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.” Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you. Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents. Twitter is a weapon of mass distraction.