Commentary:
So you're at the age where knowing tomorrow's weather is more exciting than tomorrow's party forecast? 🌦️📰😂
Funny newspaper quotes
Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
Commentary:
Sounds like Twitter's new slogan should be "Bark less, read more!" 📰🐶
I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in a news-worthy predicament! 📰💩 Times may be tough, but at least you're catching up on the headlines while you… take care of business. 😆 Hang in there, things will smooth out eventually!"
Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.
Commentary:
"Having Twitter is like reading the newspaper, but instead of news, it's a chaotic bonfire of opinions where the writers are just waiting to roast you 🔥📰😅 #TwitterverseDrama"