Commentary:
Trying to fit in at family events like a unicorn at a horse show 🦄🐴😅
Funny family gathering quotes
Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.
Commentary:
Guess who just turned the family feast into a game of "Who's Secretly Swiping?" 😂📱🔍
My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.
Commentary:
Getting ready to stuff myself with turkey and lots of "Joe Briden" debates 🍗😂🦃
Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.
Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.
Commentary:
"Looking to have the quickest Thanksgiving cleanup ever? Just casually mention politics and watch your guests bolt out the door faster than you can say 'pumpkin pie'! 🏃♂️🥧🦃 #ExitStrategy"