Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer. Posted onMay 29, 2026
My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly. Posted onMay 29, 2026
Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely. Posted onMay 29, 2026