My friends put their kid to bed and then made us ice cream sundaes, which is exactly what I assumed was happening when my parents put me to bed. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I knew those bedtime stories were just a sweet cover-up for sundae parties! 🍦😄 Related funny posts 🤝 As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it. When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.