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Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

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Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

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I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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All this overthinking, and I still make the worst decisions.

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I’m gonna start sending women unsolicited pizza pics.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

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Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

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A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

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My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

This post is highly top-secret. You need to forget that you’ve seen it immediately.

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

If it’s one thing we’ve learned hiking, it’s the early bird that gets the face full of spiderwebs.

I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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My running speed is very slow because the Discman wasn’t allowed to shake in the past.

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

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Fifty shades of I miss you.

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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