I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later. Posted onApr 1, 2026
My parents told me Santa wasn’t real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because I’m at the mall right now, and guess who’s here. Posted onApr 1, 2026
When I’m feeling old, I like to visit my parents so they can push all my buttons until I lose my shit and just like that, I’m 16 again. Posted onApr 1, 2026