Not to brag, but I can shake your hand and forget your name simultaneously. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Simultaneous handshakes and name amnesia – my ultimate party trick! π€π Related funny posts π Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someoneβs hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours. Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross! Iβm not saying itβs been a while, Iβm just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.