Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyoneโ€™s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

Commentary:
"Who knew that golf could be the ultimate stress reliever for the older crowd? ๐ŸŒ๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธโ›ณ Maybe we should all take up golf to let off some steam instead of endlessly whacking the snooze button in the morning! ๐Ÿ˜‚"