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Funny parking spot quotes

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

She was rare. Like a parking spot in the front row on a rainy day.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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