Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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“Made with love,” means I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

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Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged, broke up, married other people, had children, reunited, got married, broke up again, and I’ve been single that whole time.

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We’re all just a bunch of addicts, struggling with our drug of choice.

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Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.