Tailgating me while Iβm going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess you're just trying out for the Cirque du Traffic! πͺππ Related funny posts π The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling. Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder. I canβt believe Iβm supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time. Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.