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Funny speeding quotes

Tailgating me while I’m going 90 in a 45 is crazy. And those red and blue lights on top of your car look stupid, btw, lol.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

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