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The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

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Due to not wanting to, I will not be.
Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, letโs run it back!”
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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because heโs comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.
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