The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day. Commentary:"Feeling those rooster vibes more and more each morning! ๐โ๏ธ #WhyDidIGetOutOfBed" Related Funny Posts ๐ค I can understand why chickens wake up and scream. The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels. The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist. The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods. I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.