Commentary:
Looks like starting a wildlife diner is the secret to happiness! 🐦🍼🐿️
Funny feeding quotes
Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.
Commentary:
Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎
There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.
Commentary:
Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣
Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.
Commentary:
"👶✈️ Buckle up, little ones! 🍼✨ Looks like those twin babies are ready for takeoff with your gourmet airplane meals! 😂✈️ Just make sure they don't request a snack trolley next. 🛒🍭 #FuturePilots #MileHighSnackClub"
If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.
Commentary:
"Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! 🦃🎁 Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? 😂 #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"
The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.
Commentary:
"Printers and kids: Always demanding attention, making a racket, and throwing a tantrum when they're not online 🖨️🧒 Just try not to mix up the paper and the crayons!"
Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.
Commentary:
Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls 🕊️🍞. It's like they were just asking for trouble! Just imagine the chaos and destruction those hungry birds must have caused. Lesson learned: don't mess with seagulls unless you're prepared for the consequences! 🤣
I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.
Commentary:
"Don't mess with someone who has a crow army on speed dial! 🦅💪🍿 #FeatheredAllies #BringItOnWWIII"
I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.
Commentary:
Honestly, food being shared is a real-life healing potion for my inner child 🍕🍟❤️🩹
Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.
Commentary:
Well, at least when they say "you're what's for dinner," they're not lying! 🍽️😂