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Y’all pronounce it data or data?

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I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

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The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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The eyes are the windows to the soul. A mustache is the front garden, and the mouth is that big pothole the council should do something about.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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The secret to being able to buy whatever you want is not wanting much.

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Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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At the end of my appointment, the doctor took her own blood pressure.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

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Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

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Wow, this is a really nice, sturdy box. I should keep it in the attic for the next 20 years.

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

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The man who invented the Ferris wheel never met the man who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.

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Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

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I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

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My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

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I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.

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My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

As a man, it’s my job to mistake kindness for flirting.

I am a full grown adult. Now listen to me discuss the various plot holes in Paw Patrol.

Unpopular opinion: Landlords should not be able to increase rent unless they’re upgrading the apartment.

Remind the demons under your bed that you’re the landlord, raise the rent.

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