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Ah, the good old days when computers had boundaries and didn't follow us everywhere – the only thing intruding on my personal space was my Tamagotchi! 💻🚪😂

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The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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Me, in heaven: Can you take a photo of me sitting on that cloud?

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When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

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Should we all just give up and get really into drugs? Wait, this is literally what happened in the 60s. That just clicked for me.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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Follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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If you don’t like me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind, and you don’t matter.

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Time travel is all well and good, but I feel so stupid right now. None of them have the mustache. No way to tell which baby is Hitler.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

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Tuah Kill a Hawkingbird

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If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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I still make time for all my favorite hobbies, like drinking, swearing, and making people feel uncomfortable.

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Sometimes I’ll drink a ginger ale and eat a Biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a Delta flight.

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The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

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“I have a date with destiny.” Yeah well, I’m in a long-term relationship with the consequences of my actions.

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I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

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Imagine earning a science degree then having to be a meteorologist who announces the prophecy of a groundhog.

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They should invent a life where I know what I’m doing.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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