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If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich.

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I wonder if BBQ thinks about me too.

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Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?