Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own? Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a full-time job with no benefits! ππ€¦ββοΈ #OverworkedAndUnderpaid Related funny posts π€ Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes. Imagine hating me and iβm just over here doing a much better job at hating myself than any of y’all could do. Trust my gut? The thing that canβt even handle milk. Friends with benefits but the benefits are you getting me an internship with your father’s network.