Why do we say ‘slept like a baby’? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my catβ14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Cat goals: sleep all day, zero alarms, only purrs and naps πΈππ€ Related funny posts π€ I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets. I wish I was a cat. No bills, no job, just meow, meow. My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent. Yeah, baby, I am an animal in bed. More specifically a koala. I can sleep for 22 hours a day. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior?