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She is so narcissistic that her narcissism has narcissism.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

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Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.