You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to sta… Commentary:Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! 🦸♂️📱🔕 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them. I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that? I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not. Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser. All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.