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Every time I scroll, I feel like I'm in a time machine heading back to the prehistoric era! 🦖📜
Funny offensive quotes
You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.
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This is why I charge my friends a cover fee just to enter my living room 😂🎤💸
I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.
As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.
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"August babies unite! 🎉 Leotard, the audacity! How dare they try to confine our free-spirited August energy with such a word 😂🦁 #AugustPride"
Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.
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"Asking a bookworm if they'll finish their books before buying more is like asking a chef if they'll finish cooking all the meals in their recipe book before trying a new one. Let's not insult their literary appetite! 📚🐛 #BookwormCulture"
Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.
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Stereotypes and mass graves: two things you definitely don't want to be associated with! 🙅♂️ Let's treat people as individuals, not as part of a one-size-fits-all package deal. 🚫🏷️ #UniqueAndUnstereotyped
If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.
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Looks like someone misplaced their sense of humor… again! 😄🔍🚫