Commentary:
This is why I charge my friends a cover fee just to enter my living room 😂🎤💸
Funny comedian quotes
Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.
Commentary:
"Life's a stage, and for serial killers and comedians alike, it's all about that elusive Netflix special 🎬 Or you might just end up on those 'shitty podcasts' discussing your quirky hobbies like collecting stamps or, uh, body parts 🤷♂️ Either way, make sure to choose your performances wisely! 😉"
I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate comedian pronouns – ha/ha! 🤣 Who needs he/him or she/her when you've got laughter on your side? A comedian's pronouns speak volumes, one joke at a time! 😂 #hahapronouns"
I wanna meet the person whose parents are super disappointed he went to medical school instead of becoming a stand-up comedian.
Commentary:
"Imagine the disappointment at family gatherings when they expected medical advice but got dad jokes instead… 😂 Who needs a stethoscope when you've got punchlines, right? 🤷♂️ Maybe laughter is the best medicine after all! 😆"