Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”
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Me: "I should treat myself to something."
Bank account: "Dream on."

πŸ’ΈπŸ’­ Looks like my bank account is the ultimate dream crusher. Oh well, who needs money when you have dreams, right? πŸ˜‚ #TreatYourselfDilemma

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