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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

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Auto-correct and I are in a toxic relationship.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

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I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.