Sober in a taxi: Please. Stop talking to me. Drunk in a taxi: … And that, Mick, is why I’m emotionally unavailable, I suppose.

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When sober, taxis are just a ride—when drunk, they're a free therapy session on wheels! 🚕🍸😂

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