Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

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You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.