Commentary:
"Unfollowers, don't leave me hanging! I promise I won't take it personally… 🚶♂️😅 #LonelyUnfollower #CleaningUpMyFeed"
Funny disconnect quotes
There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.
Commentary:
🚗🎤 "My car singing hits high notes…literally! 🎶 It's like my talent took a detour while my volume hit turbo mode! 🤣 Maybe I should stick to showers for now! 💦🛁"
If you turn your phone off for 1 day, you’ll realize it’s still 2007 outside.
Commentary:
Wow, just turned my phone off and now I'm wondering why Britney Spears is still topping the charts and everyone wants an iPhone 1 😂📞🕺